How To Annoy The Crap Out Of Your Husband

Since I’m a professional and know what I’m talking about I thought I’d share my skillz with you all. 

Ask Mike.

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Let’s see…

Well you could start by leaving the linen closet door wide open.  Even though he can leave every single other door in the house open.  The pantry, closet, medicine cabinet, etc.

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After you wash & condition your hair, all you have to do is wring it out and take the loose hair & glob it on the shower wall.  And then in a few months, ask him if he can look into why the drain is so slow.

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Shove as much crap as you can into a tiny night stand oh and while your at it, don’t bother to wrap the cords up so they can get tangled.  Then say “honey, can you please find me a car charger for my phone?” 

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Throw your trash in the car door.  While I don’t see anything wrong with this, it happens to be his pet peeve.  I think he should be happy it’s not thrown all over his car but whatever.  I have my issues too I guess.  Or not.

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Well this one explains itself.  I have to say this bugs me too.

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At least he’s 300 miles away and can’t kill me for posting this…yet.

Now it’s your turn.  How do you annoy the one you love?  I want to hear about it!

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