First world problems

I did not anticipate my day happening like this…

Mike didn’t get home from work until midnight last night.  Sometimes I can fall asleep when he’s gone, but last night I couldn’t.  So needless to say, it was a slow morning over here.  Poor Mike had to be back at work first thing.  I guess he’ll sleep when he’s dead. 

When I finally decided to get ready for the day like a normal human would do, I took Bam outside and proceeded to locked myself out.  Doh!

You see we have had one of those self locking ones that you open from the inside but the exterior would stay locked and I had a blonde moment and forgot to check it.

I bet you can see where this is going…

So I went to a neighbors and thankfully she let me use her phone to call Mike.

There’s another monkey wrench to this mess that I pulled off perfectly.  Mike just got a new work truck that he drives home and yesterday I had a front door key made put on his new key ring.  Well since he didn’t get home until midnight…yeah, that key exchange didn’t happen.

I’m pretty lucky he kinda loves me because he came home on his lunch break to rescue Bam & I by ripping the door knob off.  Apparently he’s not a professional burglar, it took him approximately 11 minutes and multiple trips to the truck along with a lot of noise to accomplish this.

I love my blue collar man.  He can fix anything, even if it means destroying and replacing it.

I thanked him by reheating leftover taco soup for lunch.  He say’s I owe him in other favors too, but if I told you, I’d have to kill you. 

After lunch I picked up a replacement and I’m sure Mike can’t wait to get home and install it. <-Please tell me your sensing my sarcasm.

It’s a good thing I never claimed to be smart. 

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Now let’s take the attention off stupid me shall we…

There really is a website for everything. I have a thing for tagging #firstworldproblems and leave it to Mike to find first-world-problems.com It is so hilarious! We were laughing forever last night.

A few of my favorite’s are:

• “My iPad 3 doesn’t warm my lap as much as my MacBook Pro.”

• “I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.”

• “I don’t have enough chips for my dip, but if I open another packet of chips, I won’t have enough dip for my chips.”

• “Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d wonder where the rest of my money went.”

Don’t let me feel stupid all by myself, tell me about your last doh! moment!

What is your first world problem?