Posted on July 28, 2013
The best coffee I have ever tasted in my life & I can not stop laughing
We’ll get to the best coffee I have ever tasted in a bit, but I want you to take a good look at the picture below.
When you see two palm trees crossed over like that, you have to stop and eat the most delicious burger you will ever have. It’s a life rule.
In N Out burgers are my absolute favorite ever. You are not allowed to disagree with me on this.
Do you hear that? Angels are singing.
After lunch we drove around to pretty much avoid this disaster. Let it be known that it was Mike’s decision to wait until Monday to move. Ha!
And heck yeah, I branded that picture. You know it!
On our drive we ended up stopping into Philz Coffee one last time. This place is so packed, we had to park across the street in front of a house with a sign above the garage that said “witch parking only, all other will be toad.” I thought it was funny and pointed it out to Mike.
Anyway I was kinda sad we didn’t see Maika there, I wanted to try her favorite drink.
But Anthony saved the day. He totally took our coffee experience to a whole other level. I didn’t even know that was possible.
I asked him about the coffee made with fresh mint and he said everyone loves that drink. So I ordered a Mint Mojito.
It was off the chain good. Yeah I went there. Something about the fresh mind muddled with coffee, poured over ice with a splash of vanilla soy milk. I die.
I loved it, but the really winner was Mike’s choice, Jacobs Wonderbar. This folks is the best coffee I have ever tasted. That’s a bold statement, I know. But it’s true!
It had hints of chocolate, nuts & cloves, but I think it’s secretly laced with liquid crack and gold.
Congratulations, worlds best cup of coffee! <-said in The Elf voice.
So kinda funny story…as we were happily walking to our car I noticed a police officer parked in front of us and mentioned it to Mike. Turns out we, along with 3 others parked in a no parking zone and he gave us a ticket. There were 3 signs on one pole and the way they were written is very confusing. Confusion-it’s how the Bay Area makes their moolah.
We had the top down on the car, discussing it and a lady was standing in her driveway we were parked in front of staring & listening to us.
She said “the 5 minute parking rule is for commercial vehicles only and you’re not driving a commercial vehicle, it’s a car.”
I laughed so hard because I knew Mike was not going to let that one go. If you know Mike, this wouldn’t surprise you one bit.
He smart ass replied oh really.
Woman: “I don’t like the way you’re talking to me.”
Mike: You’re a witch, it says so on your driveway.
As we’re driving away she ran over to the police officer waving her arms pointing at us.
Mike: Go tell him, go tell him.
I lost it. It was so freaking funny I couldn’t stop laughing.
That almost made up for the $46 ticket we just got. Almost.
Spill it, what’s your absolute favorite burger?
How do you order on your burger?
Cheese, tomatoes, ketchup & extra pickles. I can go either way with lettuce, but don’t dare put it on Mikes. He thinks hot lettuce tastes like snot. #stufficantmakeup
How do you handle people that try to tell you how to live and what to do?
We fire back.