Virtual coffee date: inappropriate stuff

Good morning!!  I hope you’re having a great week.  I’m enjoying my time off because the busy season at work is coming up.  

If we were having coffee, these are some of the things I’d tell you about. 

  • I’m actually meeting some IG friends for coffee today and I am very excited about it!! 
  • Mike asked to see a picture he took on my phone and then complimented me for only having 424 pictures on it.  Apparently having less than 4 digits worth of pictures is quite an accomplishment.  Who knew?
  • Random conversations with my BFF are seriously the best ones ever.  My life would be so boring without her, Mike + Bam.

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  • Which explains last nights IG post caption.
  • But seriously, why do foam rollers hurt so dang good?  This new one I’m trying out is adjustable for even more discomfort er I mean therapeutic massage.

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  • New running socks make me way too happy.  This must be a sign I am getting old and I don’t care.

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  • I saw a guy dressed in camo listening to his boom box while looking for underwear at Target yesterday.  An employee politely asked him to turn it off which he did…until she walked away.  I am not making this up, it’s real life yo.

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  • Aimlessly wandering the world with coffee in hand is totally normal, right?

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  • I took the How Pretentious are you test and got a 12.  I smell wine before I drink it, don’t care for cats, prefer drip coffee, spent more than $10 on a pair of socks and a couple others I can’t remember. 

Please take the test and tell me which ones you checked + your score so I don’t feel like a loaner. Smile

What would you tell me over coffee?


15 Comments on “Virtual coffee date: inappropriate stuff

  1. I scored 20 so they said I’m a little bit pretentious…. my b;(…I have tattoos in latin so, yes I have to explain what they mean, I have read Don Quijote in spanish only bc I took like 5 years of it in school and thats when we read it, we aren’t allowed to drink tap water in are area bc there is always some weird boil alert… and of course the sock thing… HELLO.. we are runners, compression socks are…

    over coffee we would chat about my YOLO decision to run a marathon in a month and my half marathon next weekend…

    I would also discuss my current obsession with nautical things.. clothes, shoes, house decor

    and finally, I would share with you that I DID purchase those fabulous pink shorts… I’m hoping that I get to wear them next wknd bc its going to be chilly this wknd:(

  2. I scored a 17, but really some of the things I checked off aren’t about being pretentious at all – they’re more about being a runner. For instance having socks that cost more than $10 and having a watch that costs more than $200 is all about being a runner! 🙂

  3. I was a 25. That’s pretty terrible, right?

    Love the skirt you are rocking in that photo! Adorable!

  4. Target guy is hilarious!!! I would have died laughing. I am so glad you took a picture.
    I got an 11, but I seriously didn’t know what some things were or that some of those things made a person pretentious! Haha!

  5. I would tell you that I am having the hardest time getting back into the swing of things this week after a weekend away. How does one weekend through you off SO much!?

    Foam rollers are the best things in this world!

  6. Oh no!! I got 27. I like organic food and fancy things lol! I work hard, I’m allowed!

  7. Haha how funny…I got a pretty low score, but I’ve still been told I’m pretentious about restaurants so there’s that lol We still like, score of 12 or not 🙂

  8. 5 out of 97………………I’m Down to Earth BABY!!!!!!! It said………….You’re down to earth and understanding, and you know that there is more to life than material possessions. This probably draws back to the way you were raised — so thank your parents! The world needs more people like you. 🙂

  9. You know what I would talk about over coffee. It was great meeting you and your hubby for coffee yesterday. You two are so much fun! Now I need to go back and find the quiz you are all talking about. I got distracted by those hilarious text message about Siri being a bitch and petting…LOL!

  10. I got 11! I’m down to earth…THANK GOD! Now…where is my boombox????

  11. I scored 12, really it’s too hard to be pretentious. Virtual coffee dates are awesome, especially when we live in different parts of the world! My wife loves coffee and i love her! A friend said Kona coffee was great so I looked up where to get some green beans to home roast.

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